OBAMA YOUTH LEAGUE

WE'VE GOT A NEW SONG FOR YOU TO LEARN!!!

2009-09-24T20:08:00.006-04:00

ACORNY the SQUIRREL Says: Hey BFFB's, we've got a new song for you to learn! That's right, some BFF's of Barack in New Jersey [that's a state] came up with this song all on their own--with a little help from their teacher. We played this song for BFFB and he loves it so much and it makes him very happy. So, we figured, if every elementary school in the country learned it, taped it, and sent it to Barack, it would help him not be sad. You know, your BFFB is sad a lot these days because the bad people who don't like him [and you] are saying nasty things about him and his plans to make the world better. By taking the time to learn this song, taping it, and then sending it to him, you will help him an awful lot!

The video contains two songs--you just have to learn the first for now. We're showing you the second so you can hopefully be inspired to write your own special cheer-up song for your BFF Barack! Here's the video, with the lyrics printed below it...

Barack Hussein Obama.
He said that all must lend a hand to make this country strong again, mmm.

He says Barack Hussein Obama, he said we must be fair today;
Equal work means equal pay, mmm.

Barack Hussein Obama, he said we must take a stand to make sure everyone gets a chance, mmm.

Barack Hussein Obama, he said red, yellow, black or white, all are equal in his sight.

Barack Hussein Obama, mmm.

So practice awful hard and send us the video as soon as you can. We'll be checking up on each and every one of you. And don't tell your parents 'cause we want to surprise them too!

A REQUEST FROM YOUR BFF BARACK!

2009-09-14T20:21:00.003-04:00

SEI-U The GORILLA Says... Hey BFFB's, your friend has asked me to request something of you. He told me this really important to him, so please do anything you can to help your BFF Barack. Here goes...

Last Saturday, a lot of people went marching in many cities across the country. They were led by some very bad people who don't like your BFFB. Maybe your parents went marching on Saturday, maybe your grandparents or aunts and uncles or cousins went marching. Maybe nobody in your family did, but the families of some of your friends did. Those people who did march were lied to by this small group of bad people who work for some very nasty people like those people who make needles and yucky medicines. They like to lie to other people and make them carry yellow flags with evil snakes on them. Your BFFB wants to find out who these bad people are so he can make them stop lying and making needles and yucky medicines. These bad people use fake names so we can't find out who they are and they wear fake stuff and big hats too.

Your BFF Barack wants you to send us the names and addresses of anyone you know who went marching so he can have his friends in my union club and his friends at the IRS talk to them and show them how the bad people are lying to them. Don't worry, they're not in any trouble! But we really, really need to talk to them. So, if over the next few days you could write up a list and send it to us, that would make your BFFB very happy and it will help him as he tries to make things nice and good in America! One more thing: your BFF Barack doesn't want you to tell anybody what you're doing. It will be our little secret. Now won't that be fun!

MEET SOME OF YOUR NEW FRIENDS

2009-09-09T20:09:00.003-04:00

SEI-U The GORILLA Says... Hey BFFB's, here's a picture of some of your friends who have been members of OYL since January 20th!

Their parents made them these uniforms. Your BFF Barack hasn't decided on a standard uniform for all OYL Members yet, but if you have an idea, draw it and send it to us! If you have a picture of you and your friends doing something special to honor your BFFB, send them to us and I'll post them! Also, don't forget to let me know the names and addresses of any people who are saying bad and nasty things about your BFFB.

WASN'T THAT A GREAT SPEECH!!!

2009-09-08T20:30:00.004-04:00

ACORNY the SQUIRREL Says: Wow! Wasn't that a great speech kids! Your BFF Barack just told me to thank you for watching it or listening to it if you are differently sighted. Now, we here at Obama Youth League Headquarters would like you to do something very special between now and the next time we blog here: (1) follow this link which will take you to the text of your BFFB's speech, (2) print it out [remember: use recycled paper only!], and (3) study it. Soon we'll be asking you some really fun questions about it. See Ya Soon!!!

HOW TO PREPARE FOR BARACK'S SPEECH

2009-09-07T19:46:00.006-04:00

SEI-U The GORILLA Says... Tomorrow your BFF Barack will be speaking to all the school children in the land! He has asked me to speak to you tonight about what he wants you to do to prepare it. First of all, it is very important that you not watch Fox News Channel tonight. Some bad people are going to be on there who will be telling big lies about what your BFFB is going to tell you tomorrow. Second, he wants all members of the Obama Youth League to learn this song:

Keep playing it over and over until you learn it and you will make Barack very happy. Your teachers, those ones that aren't bad people, will have you sing it before your BFF speaks to you tomorrow. The words to this fun song can be found at ww.whitehouse.gov/wekidslovebarack .

After your BFFB talks to you, your teachers have been instructed to teach you a new fun drill to do! Don't worry about learning this one tonight. You'll have plenty of time to learn it tomorrow all day at school. Here's a video of some nice kids who have already learned it. Watch it and see how much fun they're having:

You'll be getting uniforms just like them soon!!!

Well, that's all for now. Better get busy learning that first song so your BFFB will be happy.

And remember: if you hear anybody saying bad or nasty things about Barack, please send me an e-mail with their names and addresses at: reportbadpeoplenow@gmail.com

TEA PARTIES

2009-09-06T20:39:00.006-04:00

ACORNY the SQUIRREL Says: Many of you like to play 'Tea Party' with your friends or with your dolls. Our friend Barack doesn't want you to play 'Tea Party' anymore. Bad people play 'Tea Party'. You may have noticed some of your parent's friends saying they are going to Tea Parties. At these Parties, people yell a lot and say nasty things about your BFF Barack and the people who are trying to help him make the world a better and fun place where everybody is happy and loved. Your BFFB thinks it would be much more fun to play 'Community Organizer Party' or 'Get Out The Vote Party'. You'll have hours of fun and you'll be ready to help your BFF Barack make the world a better place when he asks you. So remember: no Tea Parties.

WE'RE COMING SOON!

2009-09-01T20:59:00.000-04:00

Keep checking back and soon we'll be telling you how to have fun and help our Glorious and Fearless Leader (and your friend--your BFF) BARACK!