HOW TO PREPARE FOR BARACK'S SPEECH

SEI-U The GORILLA Says... Tomorrow your BFF Barack will be speaking to all the school children in the land! He has asked me to speak to you tonight about what he wants you to do to prepare it. First of all, it is very important that you not watch Fox News Channel tonight. Some bad people are going to be on there who will be telling big lies about what your BFFB is going to tell you tomorrow. Second, he wants all members of the Obama Youth League to learn this song:


Keep playing it over and over until you learn it and you will make Barack very happy. Your teachers, those ones that aren't bad people, will have you sing it before your BFF speaks to you tomorrow. The words to this fun song can be found at ww.whitehouse.gov/wekidslovebarack .

After your BFFB talks to you, your teachers have been instructed to teach you a new fun drill to do! Don't worry about learning this one tonight. You'll have plenty of time to learn it tomorrow all day at school. Here's a video of some nice kids who have already learned it. Watch it and see how much fun they're having:


You'll be getting uniforms just like them soon!!!

Well, that's all for now. Better get busy learning that first song so your BFFB will be happy.

And remember: if you hear anybody saying bad or nasty things about Barack, please send me an e-mail with their names and addresses at: reportbadpeoplenow@gmail.com