SEI-U The GORILLA Says... Hey BFFB's, your friend has asked me to request something of you. He told me this really important to him, so please do anything you can to help your BFF Barack. Here goes...
Last Saturday, a lot of people went marching in many cities across the country. They were led by some very bad people who don't like your BFFB. Maybe your parents went marching on Saturday, maybe your grandparents or aunts and uncles or cousins went marching. Maybe nobody in your family did, but the families of some of your friends did. Those people who did march were lied to by this small group of bad people who work for some very nasty people like those people who make needles and yucky medicines. They like to lie to other people and make them carry yellow flags with evil snakes on them. Your BFFB wants to find out who these bad people are so he can make them stop lying and making needles and yucky medicines. These bad people use fake names so we can't find out who they are and they wear fake stuff and big hats too.
Your BFF Barack wants you to send us the names and addresses of anyone you know who went marching so he can have his friends in my union club and his friends at the IRS talk to them and show them how the bad people are lying to them. Don't worry, they're not in any trouble! But we really, really need to talk to them. So, if over the next few days you could write up a list and send it to us, that would make your BFFB very happy and it will help him as he tries to make things nice and good in America! One more thing: your BFF Barack doesn't want you to tell anybody what you're doing. It will be our little secret. Now won't that be fun!
Last Saturday, a lot of people went marching in many cities across the country. They were led by some very bad people who don't like your BFFB. Maybe your parents went marching on Saturday, maybe your grandparents or aunts and uncles or cousins went marching. Maybe nobody in your family did, but the families of some of your friends did. Those people who did march were lied to by this small group of bad people who work for some very nasty people like those people who make needles and yucky medicines. They like to lie to other people and make them carry yellow flags with evil snakes on them. Your BFFB wants to find out who these bad people are so he can make them stop lying and making needles and yucky medicines. These bad people use fake names so we can't find out who they are and they wear fake stuff and big hats too.
Your BFF Barack wants you to send us the names and addresses of anyone you know who went marching so he can have his friends in my union club and his friends at the IRS talk to them and show them how the bad people are lying to them. Don't worry, they're not in any trouble! But we really, really need to talk to them. So, if over the next few days you could write up a list and send it to us, that would make your BFFB very happy and it will help him as he tries to make things nice and good in America! One more thing: your BFF Barack doesn't want you to tell anybody what you're doing. It will be our little secret. Now won't that be fun!
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