WE'VE GOT A NEW SONG FOR YOU TO LEARN!!!

ACORNY the SQUIRREL Says: Hey BFFB's, we've got a new song for you to learn! That's right, some BFF's of Barack in New Jersey [that's a state] came up with this song all on their own--with a little help from their teacher. We played this song for BFFB and he loves it so much and it makes him very happy. So, we figured, if every elementary school in the country learned it, taped it, and sent it to Barack, it would help him not be sad. You know, your BFFB is sad a lot these days because the bad people who don't like him [and you] are saying nasty things about him and his plans to make the world better. By taking the time to learn this song, taping it, and then sending it to him, you will help him an awful lot!

The video contains two songs--you just have to learn the first for now. We're showing you the second so you can hopefully be inspired to write your own special cheer-up song for your BFF Barack! Here's the video, with the lyrics printed below it...



Barack Hussein Obama.
He said that all must lend a hand to make this country strong again, mmm.

He says Barack Hussein Obama, he said we must be fair today;
Equal work means equal pay, mmm.

Barack Hussein Obama, he said we must take a stand to make sure everyone gets a chance, mmm.

Barack Hussein Obama, he said red, yellow, black or white, all are equal in his sight.

Barack Hussein Obama, mmm.

So practice awful hard and send us the video as soon as you can. We'll be checking up on each and every one of you. And don't tell your parents 'cause we want to surprise them too!

HOW TO PREPARE FOR BARACK'S SPEECH

SEI-U The GORILLA Says... Tomorrow your BFF Barack will be speaking to all the school children in the land! He has asked me to speak to you tonight about what he wants you to do to prepare it. First of all, it is very important that you not watch Fox News Channel tonight. Some bad people are going to be on there who will be telling big lies about what your BFFB is going to tell you tomorrow. Second, he wants all members of the Obama Youth League to learn this song:


Keep playing it over and over until you learn it and you will make Barack very happy. Your teachers, those ones that aren't bad people, will have you sing it before your BFF speaks to you tomorrow. The words to this fun song can be found at ww.whitehouse.gov/wekidslovebarack .

After your BFFB talks to you, your teachers have been instructed to teach you a new fun drill to do! Don't worry about learning this one tonight. You'll have plenty of time to learn it tomorrow all day at school. Here's a video of some nice kids who have already learned it. Watch it and see how much fun they're having:


You'll be getting uniforms just like them soon!!!

Well, that's all for now. Better get busy learning that first song so your BFFB will be happy.

And remember: if you hear anybody saying bad or nasty things about Barack, please send me an e-mail with their names and addresses at: reportbadpeoplenow@gmail.com

WE'RE COMING SOON!

Keep checking back and soon we'll be telling you how to have fun and help our Glorious and Fearless Leader (and your friend--your BFF) BARACK!