A REQUEST FROM YOUR BFF BARACK!

SEI-U The GORILLA Says... Hey BFFB's, your friend has asked me to request something of you. He told me this really important to him, so please do anything you can to help your BFF Barack. Here goes...

Last Saturday, a lot of people went marching in many cities across the country. They were led by some very bad people who don't like your BFFB. Maybe your parents went marching on Saturday, maybe your grandparents or aunts and uncles or cousins went marching. Maybe nobody in your family did, but the families of some of your friends did. Those people who did march were lied to by this small group of bad people who work for some very nasty people like those people who make needles and yucky medicines. They like to lie to other people and make them carry yellow flags with evil snakes on them. Your BFFB wants to find out who these bad people are so he can make them stop lying and making needles and yucky medicines. These bad people use fake names so we can't find out who they are and they wear fake stuff and big hats too.

Your BFF Barack wants you to send us the names and addresses of anyone you know who went marching so he can have his friends in my union club and his friends at the IRS talk to them and show them how the bad people are lying to them. Don't worry, they're not in any trouble! But we really, really need to talk to them. So, if over the next few days you could write up a list and send it to us, that would make your BFFB very happy and it will help him as he tries to make things nice and good in America! One more thing: your BFF Barack doesn't want you to tell anybody what you're doing. It will be our little secret. Now won't that be fun!

MEET SOME OF YOUR NEW FRIENDS

SEI-U The GORILLA Says... Hey BFFB's, here's a picture of some of your friends who have been members of OYL since January 20th!

Their parents made them these uniforms. Your BFF Barack hasn't decided on a standard uniform for all OYL Members yet, but if you have an idea, draw it and send it to us! If you have a picture of you and your friends doing something special to honor your BFFB, send them to us and I'll post them! Also, don't forget to let me know the names and addresses of any people who are saying bad and nasty things about your BFFB.

HOW TO PREPARE FOR BARACK'S SPEECH

SEI-U The GORILLA Says... Tomorrow your BFF Barack will be speaking to all the school children in the land! He has asked me to speak to you tonight about what he wants you to do to prepare it. First of all, it is very important that you not watch Fox News Channel tonight. Some bad people are going to be on there who will be telling big lies about what your BFFB is going to tell you tomorrow. Second, he wants all members of the Obama Youth League to learn this song:


Keep playing it over and over until you learn it and you will make Barack very happy. Your teachers, those ones that aren't bad people, will have you sing it before your BFF speaks to you tomorrow. The words to this fun song can be found at ww.whitehouse.gov/wekidslovebarack .

After your BFFB talks to you, your teachers have been instructed to teach you a new fun drill to do! Don't worry about learning this one tonight. You'll have plenty of time to learn it tomorrow all day at school. Here's a video of some nice kids who have already learned it. Watch it and see how much fun they're having:


You'll be getting uniforms just like them soon!!!

Well, that's all for now. Better get busy learning that first song so your BFFB will be happy.

And remember: if you hear anybody saying bad or nasty things about Barack, please send me an e-mail with their names and addresses at: reportbadpeoplenow@gmail.com